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| 1 | +[ | ||
| 2 | + { | ||
| 3 | + "id": 1, | ||
| 4 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 5 | + "setup": "What did the fish say when it hit the wall?", | ||
| 6 | + "punchline": "Dam." | ||
| 7 | + }, | ||
| 8 | + { | ||
| 9 | + "id": 2, | ||
| 10 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 11 | + "setup": "How do you make a tissue dance?", | ||
| 12 | + "punchline": "You put a little boogie on it." | ||
| 13 | + }, | ||
| 14 | + { | ||
| 15 | + "id": 3, | ||
| 16 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 17 | + "setup": "What's Forrest Gump's password?", | ||
| 18 | + "punchline": "1Forrest1" | ||
| 19 | + }, | ||
| 20 | + { | ||
| 21 | + "id": 4, | ||
| 22 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 23 | + "setup": "What do you call a belt made out of watches?", | ||
| 24 | + "punchline": "A waist of time." | ||
| 25 | + }, | ||
| 26 | + { | ||
| 27 | + "id": 5, | ||
| 28 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 29 | + "setup": "Why can't bicycles stand on their own?", | ||
| 30 | + "punchline": "They are two tired" | ||
| 31 | + }, | ||
| 32 | + { | ||
| 33 | + "id": 6, | ||
| 34 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 35 | + "setup": "How does a train eat?", | ||
| 36 | + "punchline": "It goes chew, chew" | ||
| 37 | + }, | ||
| 38 | + { | ||
| 39 | + "id": 7, | ||
| 40 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 41 | + "setup": "What do you call a singing Laptop", | ||
| 42 | + "punchline": "A Dell" | ||
| 43 | + }, | ||
| 44 | + { | ||
| 45 | + "id": 8, | ||
| 46 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 47 | + "setup": "How many lips does a flower have?", | ||
| 48 | + "punchline": "Tulips" | ||
| 49 | + }, | ||
| 50 | + { | ||
| 51 | + "id": 9, | ||
| 52 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 53 | + "setup": "How do you organize an outer space party?", | ||
| 54 | + "punchline": "You planet" | ||
| 55 | + }, | ||
| 56 | + { | ||
| 57 | + "id": 10, | ||
| 58 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 59 | + "setup": "What kind of shoes does a thief wear?", | ||
| 60 | + "punchline": "Sneakers" | ||
| 61 | + }, | ||
| 62 | + { | ||
| 63 | + "id": 11, | ||
| 64 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 65 | + "setup": "What's the best time to go to the dentist?", | ||
| 66 | + "punchline": "Tooth hurty." | ||
| 67 | + }, | ||
| 68 | + { | ||
| 69 | + "id": 12, | ||
| 70 | + "type": "knock-knock", | ||
| 71 | + "setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n A broken pencil. \n A broken pencil who?", | ||
| 72 | + "punchline": "Never mind. It's pointless." | ||
| 73 | + }, | ||
| 74 | + { | ||
| 75 | + "id": 13, | ||
| 76 | + "type": "knock-knock", | ||
| 77 | + "setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Cows go. \n Cows go who?", | ||
| 78 | + "punchline": "No, cows go moo." | ||
| 79 | + }, | ||
| 80 | + { | ||
| 81 | + "id": 14, | ||
| 82 | + "type": "knock-knock", | ||
| 83 | + "setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Little old lady. \n Little old lady who?", | ||
| 84 | + "punchline": "I didn't know you could yodel!" | ||
| 85 | + }, | ||
| 86 | + { | ||
| 87 | + "id": 15, | ||
| 88 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 89 | + "setup": "What's the best thing about a Boolean?", | ||
| 90 | + "punchline": "Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit." | ||
| 91 | + }, | ||
| 92 | + { | ||
| 93 | + "id": 16, | ||
| 94 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 95 | + "setup": "What's the object-oriented way to become wealthy?", | ||
| 96 | + "punchline": "Inheritance" | ||
| 97 | + }, | ||
| 98 | + { | ||
| 99 | + "id": 17, | ||
| 100 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 101 | + "setup": "Where do programmers like to hangout?", | ||
| 102 | + "punchline": "The Foo Bar." | ||
| 103 | + }, | ||
| 104 | + { | ||
| 105 | + "id": 18, | ||
| 106 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 107 | + "setup": "Why did the programmer quit his job?", | ||
| 108 | + "punchline": "Because he didn't get arrays." | ||
| 109 | + }, | ||
| 110 | + { | ||
| 111 | + "id": 19, | ||
| 112 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 113 | + "setup": "Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?", | ||
| 114 | + "punchline": "It ended in a tie." | ||
| 115 | + }, | ||
| 116 | + { | ||
| 117 | + "id": 20, | ||
| 118 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 119 | + "setup": "What do you call a laughing motorcycle?", | ||
| 120 | + "punchline": "A Yamahahahaha." | ||
| 121 | + }, | ||
| 122 | + { | ||
| 123 | + "id": 21, | ||
| 124 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 125 | + "setup": "A termite walks into a bar and says...", | ||
| 126 | + "punchline": "'Where is the bar tended?'" | ||
| 127 | + }, | ||
| 128 | + { | ||
| 129 | + "id": 22, | ||
| 130 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 131 | + "setup": "What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe?", | ||
| 132 | + "punchline": "Narnia business!" | ||
| 133 | + }, | ||
| 134 | + { | ||
| 135 | + "id": 23, | ||
| 136 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 137 | + "setup": "Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?", | ||
| 138 | + "punchline": "Because Oct 31 == Dec 25" | ||
| 139 | + }, | ||
| 140 | + { | ||
| 141 | + "id": 24, | ||
| 142 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 143 | + "setup": "A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...", | ||
| 144 | + "punchline": "'Can I join you?'" | ||
| 145 | + }, | ||
| 146 | + { | ||
| 147 | + "id": 25, | ||
| 148 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 149 | + "setup": "How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?", | ||
| 150 | + "punchline": "None that's a hardware problem" | ||
| 151 | + }, | ||
| 152 | + { | ||
| 153 | + "id": 26, | ||
| 154 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 155 | + "setup": "If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program", | ||
| 156 | + "punchline": "the rest of them will write Perl" | ||
| 157 | + }, | ||
| 158 | + { | ||
| 159 | + "id": 27, | ||
| 160 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 161 | + "setup": "['hip', 'hip']", | ||
| 162 | + "punchline": "(hip hip array)" | ||
| 163 | + }, | ||
| 164 | + { | ||
| 165 | + "id": 28, | ||
| 166 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 167 | + "setup": "To understand what recursion is...", | ||
| 168 | + "punchline": "You must first understand what recursion is" | ||
| 169 | + }, | ||
| 170 | + { | ||
| 171 | + "id": 29, | ||
| 172 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 173 | + "setup": "There are 10 types of people in this world...", | ||
| 174 | + "punchline": "Those who understand binary and those who don't" | ||
| 175 | + }, | ||
| 176 | + { | ||
| 177 | + "id": 30, | ||
| 178 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 179 | + "setup": "What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?", | ||
| 180 | + "punchline": "Put it on my bill" | ||
| 181 | + }, | ||
| 182 | + { | ||
| 183 | + "id": 31, | ||
| 184 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 185 | + "setup": "What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?", | ||
| 186 | + "punchline": "It gets toad away" | ||
| 187 | + }, | ||
| 188 | + { | ||
| 189 | + "id": 32, | ||
| 190 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 191 | + "setup": "did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?", | ||
| 192 | + "punchline": "they were cooked in Greece" | ||
| 193 | + }, | ||
| 194 | + { | ||
| 195 | + "id": 33, | ||
| 196 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 197 | + "setup": "Which song would an exception sing?", | ||
| 198 | + "punchline": "Can't catch me - Avicii" | ||
| 199 | + }, | ||
| 200 | + { | ||
| 201 | + "id": 34, | ||
| 202 | + "type": "knock-knock", | ||
| 203 | + "setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Opportunity.", | ||
| 204 | + "punchline": "That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!" | ||
| 205 | + }, | ||
| 206 | + { | ||
| 207 | + "id": 35, | ||
| 208 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 209 | + "setup": "Why do Java programmers wear glasses?", | ||
| 210 | + "punchline": "Because they don't C#" | ||
| 211 | + }, | ||
| 212 | + { | ||
| 213 | + "id": 36, | ||
| 214 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 215 | + "setup": "Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?", | ||
| 216 | + "punchline": "Because he was a fungi." | ||
| 217 | + }, | ||
| 218 | + { | ||
| 219 | + "id": 37, | ||
| 220 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 221 | + "setup": "Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?", | ||
| 222 | + "punchline": "Because he was a fungi." | ||
| 223 | + }, | ||
| 224 | + { | ||
| 225 | + "id": 38, | ||
| 226 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 227 | + "setup": "I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...", | ||
| 228 | + "punchline": "It's impossible to put down" | ||
| 229 | + }, | ||
| 230 | + { | ||
| 231 | + "id": 39, | ||
| 232 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 233 | + "setup": "If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?", | ||
| 234 | + "punchline": "European" | ||
| 235 | + }, | ||
| 236 | + { | ||
| 237 | + "id": 40, | ||
| 238 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 239 | + "setup": "Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?", | ||
| 240 | + "punchline": "Never mind...it's tearable" | ||
| 241 | + }, | ||
| 242 | + { | ||
| 243 | + "id": 41, | ||
| 244 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 245 | + "setup": "I just watched a documentary about beavers.", | ||
| 246 | + "punchline": "It was the best dam show I ever saw" | ||
| 247 | + }, | ||
| 248 | + { | ||
| 249 | + "id": 42, | ||
| 250 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 251 | + "setup": "If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...", | ||
| 252 | + "punchline": "Does that make you an iWitness?" | ||
| 253 | + }, | ||
| 254 | + { | ||
| 255 | + "id": 43, | ||
| 256 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 257 | + "setup": "A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...", | ||
| 258 | + "punchline": "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here" | ||
| 259 | + }, | ||
| 260 | + { | ||
| 261 | + "id": 44, | ||
| 262 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 263 | + "setup": "Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?", | ||
| 264 | + "punchline": "Because he was a little horse" | ||
| 265 | + }, | ||
| 266 | + { | ||
| 267 | + "id": 45, | ||
| 268 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 269 | + "setup": "If you boil a clown...", | ||
| 270 | + "punchline": "Do you get a laughing stock?" | ||
| 271 | + }, | ||
| 272 | + { | ||
| 273 | + "id": 46, | ||
| 274 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 275 | + "setup": "Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...", | ||
| 276 | + "punchline": "He loves his pot." | ||
| 277 | + }, | ||
| 278 | + { | ||
| 279 | + "id": 47, | ||
| 280 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 281 | + "setup": "Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.", | ||
| 282 | + "punchline": "You'll strain your eyes." | ||
| 283 | + }, | ||
| 284 | + { | ||
| 285 | + "id": 48, | ||
| 286 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 287 | + "setup": "I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.", | ||
| 288 | + "punchline": "I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!" | ||
| 289 | + }, | ||
| 290 | + { | ||
| 291 | + "id": 49, | ||
| 292 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 293 | + "setup": "Why do chicken coops only have two doors?", | ||
| 294 | + "punchline": "Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans" | ||
| 295 | + }, | ||
| 296 | + { | ||
| 297 | + "id": 50, | ||
| 298 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 299 | + "setup": "What do you call a factory that sells passable products?", | ||
| 300 | + "punchline": "A satisfactory" | ||
| 301 | + }, | ||
| 302 | + { | ||
| 303 | + "id": 51, | ||
| 304 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 305 | + "setup": "When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?", | ||
| 306 | + "punchline": "Yep, people are just dying to get in there" | ||
| 307 | + }, | ||
| 308 | + { | ||
| 309 | + "id": 52, | ||
| 310 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 311 | + "setup": "Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?", | ||
| 312 | + "punchline": "He couldn't see himself doing it" | ||
| 313 | + }, | ||
| 314 | + { | ||
| 315 | + "id": 53, | ||
| 316 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 317 | + "setup": "How do you make holy water?", | ||
| 318 | + "punchline": "You boil the hell out of it" | ||
| 319 | + }, | ||
| 320 | + { | ||
| 321 | + "id": 54, | ||
| 322 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 323 | + "setup": "I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.", | ||
| 324 | + "punchline": "I woke up exhausted!" | ||
| 325 | + }, | ||
| 326 | + { | ||
| 327 | + "id": 55, | ||
| 328 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 329 | + "setup": "Why is peter pan always flying?", | ||
| 330 | + "punchline": "Because he neverlands" | ||
| 331 | + }, | ||
| 332 | + { | ||
| 333 | + "id": 56, | ||
| 334 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 335 | + "setup": "How do you check if a webpage is HTML5?", | ||
| 336 | + "punchline": "Try it out on Internet Explorer" | ||
| 337 | + }, | ||
| 338 | + { | ||
| 339 | + "id": 57, | ||
| 340 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 341 | + "setup": "What do you call a cow with no legs?", | ||
| 342 | + "punchline": "Ground beef!" | ||
| 343 | + }, | ||
| 344 | + { | ||
| 345 | + "id": 58, | ||
| 346 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 347 | + "setup": "I dropped a pear in my car this morning.", | ||
| 348 | + "punchline": "You should drop another one, then you would have a pair." | ||
| 349 | + }, | ||
| 350 | + { | ||
| 351 | + "id": 59, | ||
| 352 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 353 | + "setup": "Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?", | ||
| 354 | + "punchline": "Random Dude: [...💘]" | ||
| 355 | + }, | ||
| 356 | + { | ||
| 357 | + "id": 60, | ||
| 358 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 359 | + "setup": "A user interface is like a joke.", | ||
| 360 | + "punchline": "If you have to explain it then it is not that good." | ||
| 361 | + }, | ||
| 362 | + { | ||
| 363 | + "id": 61, | ||
| 364 | + "type": "knock-knock", | ||
| 365 | + "setup": "Knock knock. \n Who's there? \n Hatch. \n Hatch who?", | ||
| 366 | + "punchline": "Bless you!" | ||
| 367 | + }, | ||
| 368 | + { | ||
| 369 | + "id": 62, | ||
| 370 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 371 | + "setup": "What do you call sad coffee?", | ||
| 372 | + "punchline": "Despresso." | ||
| 373 | + }, | ||
| 374 | + { | ||
| 375 | + "id": 63, | ||
| 376 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 377 | + "setup": "Why did the butcher work extra hours at the shop?", | ||
| 378 | + "punchline": "To make ends meat." | ||
| 379 | + }, | ||
| 380 | + { | ||
| 381 | + "id": 64, | ||
| 382 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 383 | + "setup": "Did you hear about the hungry clock?", | ||
| 384 | + "punchline": "It went back four seconds." | ||
| 385 | + }, | ||
| 386 | + { | ||
| 387 | + "id": 65, | ||
| 388 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 389 | + "setup": "Well...", | ||
| 390 | + "punchline": "That’s a deep subject." | ||
| 391 | + }, | ||
| 392 | + { | ||
| 393 | + "id": 66, | ||
| 394 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 395 | + "setup": "Did You Hear The Story About The Cheese That Saved The World?", | ||
| 396 | + "punchline": "It was legend dairy." | ||
| 397 | + }, | ||
| 398 | + { | ||
| 399 | + "id": 67, | ||
| 400 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 401 | + "setup": "Did You Watch The New Comic Book Movie?", | ||
| 402 | + "punchline": "It was very graphic!" | ||
| 403 | + }, | ||
| 404 | + { | ||
| 405 | + "id": 68, | ||
| 406 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 407 | + "setup": "I Started A New Business Making Yachts In My Attic This Year...", | ||
| 408 | + "punchline": "The sails are going through the roof." | ||
| 409 | + }, | ||
| 410 | + { | ||
| 411 | + "id": 69, | ||
| 412 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 413 | + "setup": "I Got Hit In the Head By A Soda Can, But It Didn't Hurt That Much...", | ||
| 414 | + "punchline": "It was a soft drink." | ||
| 415 | + }, | ||
| 416 | + { | ||
| 417 | + "id": 70, | ||
| 418 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 419 | + "setup": "I Can't Tell If I Like This Blender...", | ||
| 420 | + "punchline": "It keeps giving me mixed results." | ||
| 421 | + }, | ||
| 422 | + { | ||
| 423 | + "id": 71, | ||
| 424 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 425 | + "setup": "WI Couldn't Get A Reservation At The Library...", | ||
| 426 | + "punchline": "They were fully booked." | ||
| 427 | + }, | ||
| 428 | + { | ||
| 429 | + "id": 72, | ||
| 430 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 431 | + "setup": "I was gonna tell you a joke about UDP...", | ||
| 432 | + "punchline": "...but you might not get it." | ||
| 433 | + }, | ||
| 434 | + { | ||
| 435 | + "id": 73, | ||
| 436 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 437 | + "setup": "The punchline often arrives before the set-up.", | ||
| 438 | + "punchline": "Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?" | ||
| 439 | + }, | ||
| 440 | + { | ||
| 441 | + "id": 74, | ||
| 442 | + "type": "programming", | ||
| 443 | + "setup": "Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?", | ||
| 444 | + "punchline": "Because they use a strongly typed language." | ||
| 445 | + }, | ||
| 446 | + { | ||
| 447 | + "id": 75, | ||
| 448 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 449 | + "setup": "What do you give to a lemon in need?", | ||
| 450 | + "punchline": "Lemonaid." | ||
| 451 | + }, | ||
| 452 | + { | ||
| 453 | + "id": 76, | ||
| 454 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 455 | + "setup": "Never take advice from electrons.", | ||
| 456 | + "punchline": "They are always negative." | ||
| 457 | + }, | ||
| 458 | + { | ||
| 459 | + "id": 78, | ||
| 460 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 461 | + "setup": "Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?", | ||
| 462 | + "punchline": "No, I got them all cut." | ||
| 463 | + }, | ||
| 464 | + { | ||
| 465 | + "id": 79, | ||
| 466 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 467 | + "setup": "What time is it?", | ||
| 468 | + "punchline": "I don't know... it keeps changing." | ||
| 469 | + }, | ||
| 470 | + { | ||
| 471 | + "id": 80, | ||
| 472 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 473 | + "setup": "A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, \"Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?\"", | ||
| 474 | + "punchline": "Pop,goes the weasel." | ||
| 475 | + }, | ||
| 476 | + { | ||
| 477 | + "id": 81, | ||
| 478 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 479 | + "setup": "Bad at golf?", | ||
| 480 | + "punchline": "Join the club." | ||
| 481 | + }, | ||
| 482 | + { | ||
| 483 | + "id": 82, | ||
| 484 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 485 | + "setup": "Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?", | ||
| 486 | + "punchline": "Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump." | ||
| 487 | + }, | ||
| 488 | + { | ||
| 489 | + "id": 83, | ||
| 490 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 491 | + "setup": "Can February march?", | ||
| 492 | + "punchline": "No, but April may." | ||
| 493 | + }, | ||
| 494 | + { | ||
| 495 | + "id": 84, | ||
| 496 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 497 | + "setup": "Can I watch the TV?", | ||
| 498 | + "punchline": "Yes, but don’t turn it on." | ||
| 499 | + }, | ||
| 500 | + { | ||
| 501 | + "id": 85, | ||
| 502 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 503 | + "setup": "Dad, can you put my shoes on?", | ||
| 504 | + "punchline": "I don't think they'll fit me." | ||
| 505 | + }, | ||
| 506 | + { | ||
| 507 | + "id": 86, | ||
| 508 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 509 | + "setup": "Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?", | ||
| 510 | + "punchline": "They say the business is toast." | ||
| 511 | + }, | ||
| 512 | + { | ||
| 513 | + "id": 87, | ||
| 514 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 515 | + "setup": "Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?", | ||
| 516 | + "punchline": "They had a reptile dysfunction." | ||
| 517 | + }, | ||
| 518 | + { | ||
| 519 | + "id": 88, | ||
| 520 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 521 | + "setup": "Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?", | ||
| 522 | + "punchline": "There was nothing left but de Brie." | ||
| 523 | + }, | ||
| 524 | + { | ||
| 525 | + "id": 89, | ||
| 526 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 527 | + "setup": "Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?", | ||
| 528 | + "punchline": "It was udder destruction." | ||
| 529 | + }, | ||
| 530 | + { | ||
| 531 | + "id": 90, | ||
| 532 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 533 | + "setup": "Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?", | ||
| 534 | + "punchline": "They say he made a mint." | ||
| 535 | + }, | ||
| 536 | + { | ||
| 537 | + "id": 91, | ||
| 538 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 539 | + "setup": "Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?", | ||
| 540 | + "punchline": "He's all right now." | ||
| 541 | + }, | ||
| 542 | + { | ||
| 543 | + "id": 92, | ||
| 544 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 545 | + "setup": "Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?", | ||
| 546 | + "punchline": "It's ok, he woke up." | ||
| 547 | + }, | ||
| 548 | + { | ||
| 549 | + "id": 93, | ||
| 550 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 551 | + "setup": "Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?", | ||
| 552 | + "punchline": "He had loco motives" | ||
| 553 | + }, | ||
| 554 | + { | ||
| 555 | + "id": 94, | ||
| 556 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 557 | + "setup": "Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?", | ||
| 558 | + "punchline": "The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere." | ||
| 559 | + }, | ||
| 560 | + { | ||
| 561 | + "id": 95, | ||
| 562 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 563 | + "setup": "Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?", | ||
| 564 | + "punchline": "He just took it in stride" | ||
| 565 | + }, | ||
| 566 | + { | ||
| 567 | + "id": 96, | ||
| 568 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 569 | + "setup": "Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?", | ||
| 570 | + "punchline": "He had a very esteemed colleague." | ||
| 571 | + }, | ||
| 572 | + { | ||
| 573 | + "id": 97, | ||
| 574 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 575 | + "setup": "Did you hear about the submarine industry?", | ||
| 576 | + "punchline": "It really took a dive..." | ||
| 577 | + }, | ||
| 578 | + { | ||
| 579 | + "id": 98, | ||
| 580 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 581 | + "setup": "Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?", | ||
| 582 | + "punchline": "Now we just have to call him Dav." | ||
| 583 | + }, | ||
| 584 | + { | ||
| 585 | + "id": 99, | ||
| 586 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 587 | + "setup": "Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?", | ||
| 588 | + "punchline": "It reads \"Small medium at large.\"" | ||
| 589 | + }, | ||
| 590 | + { | ||
| 591 | + "id": 100, | ||
| 592 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 593 | + "setup": "Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?", | ||
| 594 | + "punchline": "She was a roman catholic." | ||
| 595 | + }, | ||
| 596 | + { | ||
| 597 | + "id": 101, | ||
| 598 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 599 | + "setup": "Did you hear the news?", | ||
| 600 | + "punchline": "FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on." | ||
| 601 | + }, | ||
| 602 | + { | ||
| 603 | + "id": 102, | ||
| 604 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 605 | + "setup": "Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?", | ||
| 606 | + "punchline": "Neither did he." | ||
| 607 | + }, | ||
| 608 | + { | ||
| 609 | + "id": 103, | ||
| 610 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 611 | + "setup": "Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?", | ||
| 612 | + "punchline": "But most just have 4." | ||
| 613 | + }, | ||
| 614 | + { | ||
| 615 | + "id": 104, | ||
| 616 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 617 | + "setup": "What do ghosts call their true love?", | ||
| 618 | + "punchline": "Their ghoul-friend" | ||
| 619 | + }, | ||
| 620 | + { | ||
| 621 | + "id": 105, | ||
| 622 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 623 | + "setup": "Did you know that protons have mass?", | ||
| 624 | + "punchline": "I didn't even know they were catholic." | ||
| 625 | + }, | ||
| 626 | + { | ||
| 627 | + "id": 106, | ||
| 628 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 629 | + "setup": "Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?", | ||
| 630 | + "punchline": "Just in case you get a hole in one." | ||
| 631 | + }, | ||
| 632 | + { | ||
| 633 | + "id": 107, | ||
| 634 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 635 | + "setup": "Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?", | ||
| 636 | + "punchline": "Guilty" | ||
| 637 | + }, | ||
| 638 | + { | ||
| 639 | + "id": 108, | ||
| 640 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 641 | + "setup": "Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?", | ||
| 642 | + "punchline": "The stock market." | ||
| 643 | + }, | ||
| 644 | + { | ||
| 645 | + "id": 109, | ||
| 646 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 647 | + "setup": "Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?", | ||
| 648 | + "punchline": "In a nutshell, it's an oak tree." | ||
| 649 | + }, | ||
| 650 | + { | ||
| 651 | + "id": 110, | ||
| 652 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 653 | + "setup": "Ever wondered why bees hum?", | ||
| 654 | + "punchline": "It's because they don't know the words." | ||
| 655 | + }, | ||
| 656 | + { | ||
| 657 | + "id": 111, | ||
| 658 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 659 | + "setup": "Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?", | ||
| 660 | + "punchline": "They mostly wrap." | ||
| 661 | + }, | ||
| 662 | + { | ||
| 663 | + "id": 112, | ||
| 664 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 665 | + "setup": "Have you heard of the band 1023MB?", | ||
| 666 | + "punchline": "They haven't got a gig yet." | ||
| 667 | + }, | ||
| 668 | + { | ||
| 669 | + "id": 113, | ||
| 670 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 671 | + "setup": "Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?", | ||
| 672 | + "punchline": "Never mind, I shouldn't spread it." | ||
| 673 | + }, | ||
| 674 | + { | ||
| 675 | + "id": 114, | ||
| 676 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 677 | + "setup": "How are false teeth like stars?", | ||
| 678 | + "punchline": "They come out at night!" | ||
| 679 | + }, | ||
| 680 | + { | ||
| 681 | + "id": 115, | ||
| 682 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 683 | + "setup": "How can you tell a vampire has a cold?", | ||
| 684 | + "punchline": "They start coffin." | ||
| 685 | + }, | ||
| 686 | + { | ||
| 687 | + "id": 116, | ||
| 688 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 689 | + "setup": "How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?", | ||
| 690 | + "punchline": "He was a good conductor." | ||
| 691 | + }, | ||
| 692 | + { | ||
| 693 | + "id": 117, | ||
| 694 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 695 | + "setup": "How come the stadium got hot after the game?", | ||
| 696 | + "punchline": "Because all of the fans left." | ||
| 697 | + }, | ||
| 698 | + { | ||
| 699 | + "id": 118, | ||
| 700 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 701 | + "setup": "How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?", | ||
| 702 | + "punchline": "He felt his presents." | ||
| 703 | + }, | ||
| 704 | + { | ||
| 705 | + "id": 119, | ||
| 706 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 707 | + "setup": "How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?", | ||
| 708 | + "punchline": "He ate the pizza before it was cool." | ||
| 709 | + }, | ||
| 710 | + { | ||
| 711 | + "id": 120, | ||
| 712 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 713 | + "setup": "How do hens stay fit?", | ||
| 714 | + "punchline": "They always egg-cercise!" | ||
| 715 | + }, | ||
| 716 | + { | ||
| 717 | + "id": 121, | ||
| 718 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 719 | + "setup": "How do locomotives know where they're going?", | ||
| 720 | + "punchline": "Lots of training" | ||
| 721 | + }, | ||
| 722 | + { | ||
| 723 | + "id": 122, | ||
| 724 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 725 | + "setup": "How do the trees get on the internet?", | ||
| 726 | + "punchline": "They log on." | ||
| 727 | + }, | ||
| 728 | + { | ||
| 729 | + "id": 123, | ||
| 730 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 731 | + "setup": "How do you find Will Smith in the snow?", | ||
| 732 | + "punchline": " Look for fresh prints." | ||
| 733 | + }, | ||
| 734 | + { | ||
| 735 | + "id": 124, | ||
| 736 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 737 | + "setup": "How do you fix a broken pizza?", | ||
| 738 | + "punchline": "With tomato paste." | ||
| 739 | + }, | ||
| 740 | + { | ||
| 741 | + "id": 125, | ||
| 742 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 743 | + "setup": "How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?", | ||
| 744 | + "punchline": "You use a pumpkin patch." | ||
| 745 | + }, | ||
| 746 | + { | ||
| 747 | + "id": 126, | ||
| 748 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 749 | + "setup": "How do you get a baby alien to sleep?", | ||
| 750 | + "punchline": " You rocket." | ||
| 751 | + }, | ||
| 752 | + { | ||
| 753 | + "id": 127, | ||
| 754 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 755 | + "setup": "How do you get two whales in a car?", | ||
| 756 | + "punchline": "Start in England and drive West." | ||
| 757 | + }, | ||
| 758 | + { | ||
| 759 | + "id": 128, | ||
| 760 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 761 | + "setup": "How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?", | ||
| 762 | + "punchline": "Your head hits the ceiling!" | ||
| 763 | + }, | ||
| 764 | + { | ||
| 765 | + "id": 129, | ||
| 766 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 767 | + "setup": "How do you make a hankie dance?", | ||
| 768 | + "punchline": "Put a little boogie in it." | ||
| 769 | + }, | ||
| 770 | + { | ||
| 771 | + "id": 130, | ||
| 772 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 773 | + "setup": "How do you make holy water?", | ||
| 774 | + "punchline": "You boil the hell out of it." | ||
| 775 | + }, | ||
| 776 | + { | ||
| 777 | + "id": 131, | ||
| 778 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 779 | + "setup": "How do you organize a space party?", | ||
| 780 | + "punchline": "You planet." | ||
| 781 | + }, | ||
| 782 | + { | ||
| 783 | + "id": 132, | ||
| 784 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 785 | + "setup": "How do you steal a coat?", | ||
| 786 | + "punchline": "You jacket." | ||
| 787 | + }, | ||
| 788 | + { | ||
| 789 | + "id": 133, | ||
| 790 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 791 | + "setup": "How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?", | ||
| 792 | + "punchline": "You will see one later and one in a while." | ||
| 793 | + }, | ||
| 794 | + { | ||
| 795 | + "id": 134, | ||
| 796 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 797 | + "setup": "How does a dyslexic poet write?", | ||
| 798 | + "punchline": "Inverse." | ||
| 799 | + }, | ||
| 800 | + { | ||
| 801 | + "id": 135, | ||
| 802 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 803 | + "setup": "How does a French skeleton say hello?", | ||
| 804 | + "punchline": "Bone-jour." | ||
| 805 | + }, | ||
| 806 | + { | ||
| 807 | + "id": 136, | ||
| 808 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 809 | + "setup": "How does a penguin build it’s house?", | ||
| 810 | + "punchline": "Igloos it together." | ||
| 811 | + }, | ||
| 812 | + { | ||
| 813 | + "id": 137, | ||
| 814 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 815 | + "setup": "How does a scientist freshen their breath?", | ||
| 816 | + "punchline": "With experi-mints!" | ||
| 817 | + }, | ||
| 818 | + { | ||
| 819 | + "id": 138, | ||
| 820 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 821 | + "setup": "How does the moon cut his hair?", | ||
| 822 | + "punchline": "Eclipse it." | ||
| 823 | + }, | ||
| 824 | + { | ||
| 825 | + "id": 139, | ||
| 826 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 827 | + "setup": "How many apples grow on a tree?", | ||
| 828 | + "punchline": "All of them!" | ||
| 829 | + }, | ||
| 830 | + { | ||
| 831 | + "id": 140, | ||
| 832 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 833 | + "setup": "How many bones are in the human hand?", | ||
| 834 | + "punchline": "A handful of them." | ||
| 835 | + }, | ||
| 836 | + { | ||
| 837 | + "id": 141, | ||
| 838 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 839 | + "setup": "How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?", | ||
| 840 | + "punchline": "Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it." | ||
| 841 | + }, | ||
| 842 | + { | ||
| 843 | + "id": 142, | ||
| 844 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 845 | + "setup": "How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?", | ||
| 846 | + "punchline": "Let's go ride bikes!" | ||
| 847 | + }, | ||
| 848 | + { | ||
| 849 | + "id": 143, | ||
| 850 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 851 | + "setup": "How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?", | ||
| 852 | + "punchline": "1 or 2? 1... or 2?" | ||
| 853 | + }, | ||
| 854 | + { | ||
| 855 | + "id": 144, | ||
| 856 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 857 | + "setup": "How many seconds are in a year?", | ||
| 858 | + "punchline": "12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc" | ||
| 859 | + }, | ||
| 860 | + { | ||
| 861 | + "id": 145, | ||
| 862 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 863 | + "setup": "How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?", | ||
| 864 | + "punchline": "A Brazilian" | ||
| 865 | + }, | ||
| 866 | + { | ||
| 867 | + "id": 146, | ||
| 868 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 869 | + "setup": "How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?", | ||
| 870 | + "punchline": "Ten-tickles!" | ||
| 871 | + }, | ||
| 872 | + { | ||
| 873 | + "id": 147, | ||
| 874 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 875 | + "setup": "How much does a hipster weigh?", | ||
| 876 | + "punchline": "An instagram." | ||
| 877 | + }, | ||
| 878 | + { | ||
| 879 | + "id": 148, | ||
| 880 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 881 | + "setup": "How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?", | ||
| 882 | + "punchline": "A little shaken." | ||
| 883 | + }, | ||
| 884 | + { | ||
| 885 | + "id": 149, | ||
| 886 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 887 | + "setup": "Is the pool safe for diving?", | ||
| 888 | + "punchline": "It deep ends." | ||
| 889 | + }, | ||
| 890 | + { | ||
| 891 | + "id": 150, | ||
| 892 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 893 | + "setup": "Is there a hole in your shoe?", | ||
| 894 | + "punchline": "No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?" | ||
| 895 | + }, | ||
| 896 | + { | ||
| 897 | + "id": 151, | ||
| 898 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 899 | + "setup": "What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?", | ||
| 900 | + "punchline": "Pasta la vista, baby!" | ||
| 901 | + }, | ||
| 902 | + { | ||
| 903 | + "id": 152, | ||
| 904 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 905 | + "setup": "What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?", | ||
| 906 | + "punchline": "200 Dollars." | ||
| 907 | + }, | ||
| 908 | + { | ||
| 909 | + "id": 153, | ||
| 910 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 911 | + "setup": "Want to hear a chimney joke?", | ||
| 912 | + "punchline": "Got stacks of em! First one's on the house" | ||
| 913 | + }, | ||
| 914 | + { | ||
| 915 | + "id": 154, | ||
| 916 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 917 | + "setup": "Want to hear a joke about construction?", | ||
| 918 | + "punchline": "Nah, I'm still working on it." | ||
| 919 | + }, | ||
| 920 | + { | ||
| 921 | + "id": 155, | ||
| 922 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 923 | + "setup": "Want to hear my pizza joke?", | ||
| 924 | + "punchline": "Never mind, it's too cheesy." | ||
| 925 | + }, | ||
| 926 | + { | ||
| 927 | + "id": 156, | ||
| 928 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 929 | + "setup": "What animal is always at a game of cricket?", | ||
| 930 | + "punchline": "A bat." | ||
| 931 | + }, | ||
| 932 | + { | ||
| 933 | + "id": 157, | ||
| 934 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 935 | + "setup": "What are the strongest days of the week?", | ||
| 936 | + "punchline": "Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays." | ||
| 937 | + }, | ||
| 938 | + { | ||
| 939 | + "id": 158, | ||
| 940 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 941 | + "setup": "What biscuit does a short person like?", | ||
| 942 | + "punchline": "Shortbread. " | ||
| 943 | + }, | ||
| 944 | + { | ||
| 945 | + "id": 159, | ||
| 946 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 947 | + "setup": "What cheese can never be yours?", | ||
| 948 | + "punchline": "Nacho cheese." | ||
| 949 | + }, | ||
| 950 | + { | ||
| 951 | + "id": 160, | ||
| 952 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 953 | + "setup": "What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?", | ||
| 954 | + "punchline": "A spelling bee." | ||
| 955 | + }, | ||
| 956 | + { | ||
| 957 | + "id": 161, | ||
| 958 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 959 | + "setup": "What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?", | ||
| 960 | + "punchline": "She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all." | ||
| 961 | + }, | ||
| 962 | + { | ||
| 963 | + "id": 162, | ||
| 964 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 965 | + "setup": "What did Michael Jackson name his denim store?", | ||
| 966 | + "punchline": " Billy Jeans!" | ||
| 967 | + }, | ||
| 968 | + { | ||
| 969 | + "id": 163, | ||
| 970 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 971 | + "setup": "What did one nut say as he chased another nut?", | ||
| 972 | + "punchline": " I'm a cashew!" | ||
| 973 | + }, | ||
| 974 | + { | ||
| 975 | + "id": 164, | ||
| 976 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 977 | + "setup": "What did one plate say to the other plate?", | ||
| 978 | + "punchline": "Dinner is on me!" | ||
| 979 | + }, | ||
| 980 | + { | ||
| 981 | + "id": 165, | ||
| 982 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 983 | + "setup": "What did one snowman say to the other snow man?", | ||
| 984 | + "punchline": "Do you smell carrot?" | ||
| 985 | + }, | ||
| 986 | + { | ||
| 987 | + "id": 166, | ||
| 988 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 989 | + "setup": "What did one wall say to the other wall?", | ||
| 990 | + "punchline": "I'll meet you at the corner!" | ||
| 991 | + }, | ||
| 992 | + { | ||
| 993 | + "id": 167, | ||
| 994 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 995 | + "setup": "What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?", | ||
| 996 | + "punchline": "Lil Caesars" | ||
| 997 | + }, | ||
| 998 | + { | ||
| 999 | + "id": 168, | ||
| 1000 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1001 | + "setup": "What did the 0 say to the 8?", | ||
| 1002 | + "punchline": "Nice belt." | ||
| 1003 | + }, | ||
| 1004 | + { | ||
| 1005 | + "id": 169, | ||
| 1006 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1007 | + "setup": "What did the beaver say to the tree?", | ||
| 1008 | + "punchline": "It's been nice gnawing you." | ||
| 1009 | + }, | ||
| 1010 | + { | ||
| 1011 | + "id": 170, | ||
| 1012 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1013 | + "setup": "What did the big flower say to the littler flower?", | ||
| 1014 | + "punchline": "Hi, bud!" | ||
| 1015 | + }, | ||
| 1016 | + { | ||
| 1017 | + "id": 180, | ||
| 1018 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1019 | + "setup": "What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?", | ||
| 1020 | + "punchline": "Bison." | ||
| 1021 | + }, | ||
| 1022 | + { | ||
| 1023 | + "id": 181, | ||
| 1024 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1025 | + "setup": "What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?", | ||
| 1026 | + "punchline": "Look, no hands!" | ||
| 1027 | + }, | ||
| 1028 | + { | ||
| 1029 | + "id": 182, | ||
| 1030 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1031 | + "setup": "What did the dog say to the two trees?", | ||
| 1032 | + "punchline": "Bark bark." | ||
| 1033 | + }, | ||
| 1034 | + { | ||
| 1035 | + "id": 183, | ||
| 1036 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1037 | + "setup": "What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?", | ||
| 1038 | + "punchline": "Cool Ranch!" | ||
| 1039 | + }, | ||
| 1040 | + { | ||
| 1041 | + "id": 184, | ||
| 1042 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1043 | + "setup": "What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?", | ||
| 1044 | + "punchline": "Damn!" | ||
| 1045 | + }, | ||
| 1046 | + { | ||
| 1047 | + "id": 185, | ||
| 1048 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1049 | + "setup": "What did the grape do when he got stepped on?", | ||
| 1050 | + "punchline": "He let out a little wine." | ||
| 1051 | + }, | ||
| 1052 | + { | ||
| 1053 | + "id": 186, | ||
| 1054 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1055 | + "setup": "What did the judge say to the dentist?", | ||
| 1056 | + "punchline": "Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?" | ||
| 1057 | + }, | ||
| 1058 | + { | ||
| 1059 | + "id": 187, | ||
| 1060 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1061 | + "setup": "What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?", | ||
| 1062 | + "punchline": "I’ll ketch up" | ||
| 1063 | + }, | ||
| 1064 | + { | ||
| 1065 | + "id": 188, | ||
| 1066 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1067 | + "setup": "What did the left eye say to the right eye?", | ||
| 1068 | + "punchline": "Between us, something smells!" | ||
| 1069 | + }, | ||
| 1070 | + { | ||
| 1071 | + "id": 189, | ||
| 1072 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1073 | + "setup": "What did the mountain climber name his son?", | ||
| 1074 | + "punchline": "Cliff." | ||
| 1075 | + }, | ||
| 1076 | + { | ||
| 1077 | + "id": 189, | ||
| 1078 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1079 | + "setup": "What did the ocean say to the beach?", | ||
| 1080 | + "punchline": "Thanks for all the sediment." | ||
| 1081 | + }, | ||
| 1082 | + { | ||
| 1083 | + "id": 190, | ||
| 1084 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1085 | + "setup": "What did the ocean say to the shore?", | ||
| 1086 | + "punchline": "Nothing, it just waved." | ||
| 1087 | + }, | ||
| 1088 | + { | ||
| 1089 | + "id": 191, | ||
| 1090 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1091 | + "setup": "Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?", | ||
| 1092 | + "punchline": "They're really good at it." | ||
| 1093 | + }, | ||
| 1094 | + { | ||
| 1095 | + "id": 192, | ||
| 1096 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1097 | + "setup": "What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?", | ||
| 1098 | + "punchline": "Aye Matey!" | ||
| 1099 | + }, | ||
| 1100 | + { | ||
| 1101 | + "id": 193, | ||
| 1102 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1103 | + "setup": "What did the Red light say to the Green light?", | ||
| 1104 | + "punchline": "Don't look at me I'm changing!" | ||
| 1105 | + }, | ||
| 1106 | + { | ||
| 1107 | + "id": 194, | ||
| 1108 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1109 | + "setup": "What did the scarf say to the hat?", | ||
| 1110 | + "punchline": "You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer." | ||
| 1111 | + }, | ||
| 1112 | + { | ||
| 1113 | + "id": 195, | ||
| 1114 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1115 | + "setup": "What did the shy pebble wish for?", | ||
| 1116 | + "punchline": "That she was a little boulder." | ||
| 1117 | + }, | ||
| 1118 | + { | ||
| 1119 | + "id": 196, | ||
| 1120 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1121 | + "setup": "What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?", | ||
| 1122 | + "punchline": "Don't look I'm changing!" | ||
| 1123 | + }, | ||
| 1124 | + { | ||
| 1125 | + "id": 197, | ||
| 1126 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1127 | + "setup": "What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?", | ||
| 1128 | + "punchline": "Make me one with everything." | ||
| 1129 | + }, | ||
| 1130 | + { | ||
| 1131 | + "id": 198, | ||
| 1132 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1133 | + "setup": "What do birds give out on Halloween?", | ||
| 1134 | + "punchline": "Tweets." | ||
| 1135 | + }, | ||
| 1136 | + { | ||
| 1137 | + "id": 199, | ||
| 1138 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1139 | + "setup": "What do I look like?", | ||
| 1140 | + "punchline": "A JOKE MACHINE!?" | ||
| 1141 | + }, | ||
| 1142 | + { | ||
| 1143 | + "id": 200, | ||
| 1144 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1145 | + "setup": "What do prisoners use to call each other?", | ||
| 1146 | + "punchline": "Cell phones." | ||
| 1147 | + }, | ||
| 1148 | + { | ||
| 1149 | + "id": 201, | ||
| 1150 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1151 | + "setup": "What do vegetarian zombies eat?", | ||
| 1152 | + "punchline": "Grrrrrainnnnnssss." | ||
| 1153 | + }, | ||
| 1154 | + { | ||
| 1155 | + "id": 202, | ||
| 1156 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1157 | + "setup": "What do you call a bear with no teeth?", | ||
| 1158 | + "punchline": "A gummy bear!" | ||
| 1159 | + }, | ||
| 1160 | + { | ||
| 1161 | + "id": 203, | ||
| 1162 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1163 | + "setup": "What do you call a bee that lives in America?", | ||
| 1164 | + "punchline": "A USB." | ||
| 1165 | + }, | ||
| 1166 | + { | ||
| 1167 | + "id": 204, | ||
| 1168 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1169 | + "setup": "What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?", | ||
| 1170 | + "punchline": "A stick." | ||
| 1171 | + }, | ||
| 1172 | + { | ||
| 1173 | + "id": 205, | ||
| 1174 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1175 | + "setup": "What do you call a careful wolf?", | ||
| 1176 | + "punchline": "Aware wolf." | ||
| 1177 | + }, | ||
| 1178 | + { | ||
| 1179 | + "id": 206, | ||
| 1180 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1181 | + "setup": "What do you call a cow on a trampoline?", | ||
| 1182 | + "punchline": "A milk shake!" | ||
| 1183 | + }, | ||
| 1184 | + { | ||
| 1185 | + "id": 207, | ||
| 1186 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1187 | + "setup": "What do you call a cow with no legs?", | ||
| 1188 | + "punchline": "Ground beef." | ||
| 1189 | + }, | ||
| 1190 | + { | ||
| 1191 | + "id": 208, | ||
| 1192 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1193 | + "setup": "What do you call a cow with two legs?", | ||
| 1194 | + "punchline": "Lean beef." | ||
| 1195 | + }, | ||
| 1196 | + { | ||
| 1197 | + "id": 209, | ||
| 1198 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1199 | + "setup": "What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?", | ||
| 1200 | + "punchline": "Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer." | ||
| 1201 | + }, | ||
| 1202 | + { | ||
| 1203 | + "id": 210, | ||
| 1204 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1205 | + "setup": "What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?", | ||
| 1206 | + "punchline": "A Popsicle." | ||
| 1207 | + }, | ||
| 1208 | + { | ||
| 1209 | + "id": 211, | ||
| 1210 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1211 | + "setup": "What do you call a dictionary on drugs?", | ||
| 1212 | + "punchline": "High definition." | ||
| 1213 | + }, | ||
| 1214 | + { | ||
| 1215 | + "id": 212, | ||
| 1216 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1217 | + "setup": "what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?", | ||
| 1218 | + "punchline": "a labracadabrador" | ||
| 1219 | + }, | ||
| 1220 | + { | ||
| 1221 | + "id": 213, | ||
| 1222 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1223 | + "setup": "What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?", | ||
| 1224 | + "punchline": "R2 detour." | ||
| 1225 | + }, | ||
| 1226 | + { | ||
| 1227 | + "id": 214, | ||
| 1228 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1229 | + "setup": "What do you call a duck that gets all A's?", | ||
| 1230 | + "punchline": "A wise quacker." | ||
| 1231 | + }, | ||
| 1232 | + { | ||
| 1233 | + "id": 215, | ||
| 1234 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1235 | + "setup": "What do you call a fake noodle?", | ||
| 1236 | + "punchline": "An impasta." | ||
| 1237 | + }, | ||
| 1238 | + { | ||
| 1239 | + "id": 216, | ||
| 1240 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1241 | + "setup": "What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?", | ||
| 1242 | + "punchline": "A metro-gnome" | ||
| 1243 | + }, | ||
| 1244 | + { | ||
| 1245 | + "id": 217, | ||
| 1246 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1247 | + "setup": "What do you call a fat psychic?", | ||
| 1248 | + "punchline": "A four-chin teller." | ||
| 1249 | + }, | ||
| 1250 | + { | ||
| 1251 | + "id": 218, | ||
| 1252 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1253 | + "setup": "What do you call a fly without wings?", | ||
| 1254 | + "punchline": "A walk." | ||
| 1255 | + }, | ||
| 1256 | + { | ||
| 1257 | + "id": 219, | ||
| 1258 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1259 | + "setup": "What do you call a girl between two posts?", | ||
| 1260 | + "punchline": "Annette." | ||
| 1261 | + }, | ||
| 1262 | + { | ||
| 1263 | + "id": 220, | ||
| 1264 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1265 | + "setup": "What do you call a group of disorganized cats?", | ||
| 1266 | + "punchline": "A cat-tastrophe." | ||
| 1267 | + }, | ||
| 1268 | + { | ||
| 1269 | + "id": 221, | ||
| 1270 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1271 | + "setup": "What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?", | ||
| 1272 | + "punchline": "An Orca-stra." | ||
| 1273 | + }, | ||
| 1274 | + { | ||
| 1275 | + "id": 222, | ||
| 1276 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1277 | + "setup": "What do you call a monkey in a mine field?", | ||
| 1278 | + "punchline": "A babooooom!" | ||
| 1279 | + }, | ||
| 1280 | + { | ||
| 1281 | + "id": 223, | ||
| 1282 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1283 | + "setup": "What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?", | ||
| 1284 | + "punchline": "Shakespeare." | ||
| 1285 | + }, | ||
| 1286 | + { | ||
| 1287 | + "id": 224, | ||
| 1288 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1289 | + "setup": "What do you call a pig that knows karate?", | ||
| 1290 | + "punchline": "A pork chop!" | ||
| 1291 | + }, | ||
| 1292 | + { | ||
| 1293 | + "id": 225, | ||
| 1294 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1295 | + "setup": "What do you call a pig with three eyes?", | ||
| 1296 | + "punchline": "Piiig" | ||
| 1297 | + }, | ||
| 1298 | + { | ||
| 1299 | + "id": 226, | ||
| 1300 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1301 | + "setup": "What do you call a pile of cats?", | ||
| 1302 | + "punchline": " A Meowtain." | ||
| 1303 | + }, | ||
| 1304 | + { | ||
| 1305 | + "id": 227, | ||
| 1306 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1307 | + "setup": "What do you call a sheep with no legs?", | ||
| 1308 | + "punchline": "A cloud." | ||
| 1309 | + }, | ||
| 1310 | + { | ||
| 1311 | + "id": 228, | ||
| 1312 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1313 | + "setup": "What do you call a troublesome Canadian high schooler?", | ||
| 1314 | + "punchline": "A poutine." | ||
| 1315 | + }, | ||
| 1316 | + { | ||
| 1317 | + "id": 229, | ||
| 1318 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1319 | + "setup": "What do you call an alligator in a vest?", | ||
| 1320 | + "punchline": "An in-vest-igator!" | ||
| 1321 | + }, | ||
| 1322 | + { | ||
| 1323 | + "id": 230, | ||
| 1324 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1325 | + "setup": "What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?", | ||
| 1326 | + "punchline": "Roberto" | ||
| 1327 | + }, | ||
| 1328 | + { | ||
| 1329 | + "id": 231, | ||
| 1330 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1331 | + "setup": "What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?", | ||
| 1332 | + "punchline": "Talonted!" | ||
| 1333 | + }, | ||
| 1334 | + { | ||
| 1335 | + "id": 232, | ||
| 1336 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1337 | + "setup": "What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?", | ||
| 1338 | + "punchline": "An irrelephant." | ||
| 1339 | + }, | ||
| 1340 | + { | ||
| 1341 | + "id": 233, | ||
| 1342 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1343 | + "setup": "What do you call an old snowman?", | ||
| 1344 | + "punchline": "Water." | ||
| 1345 | + }, | ||
| 1346 | + { | ||
| 1347 | + "id": 234, | ||
| 1348 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1349 | + "setup": "What do you call cheese by itself?", | ||
| 1350 | + "punchline": "Provolone." | ||
| 1351 | + }, | ||
| 1352 | + { | ||
| 1353 | + "id": 235, | ||
| 1354 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1355 | + "setup": "What do you call corn that joins the army?", | ||
| 1356 | + "punchline": "Kernel." | ||
| 1357 | + }, | ||
| 1358 | + { | ||
| 1359 | + "id": 236, | ||
| 1360 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1361 | + "setup": "What do you call someone with no nose?", | ||
| 1362 | + "punchline": "Nobody knows." | ||
| 1363 | + }, | ||
| 1364 | + { | ||
| 1365 | + "id": 237, | ||
| 1366 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1367 | + "setup": "What do you call two barracuda fish?", | ||
| 1368 | + "punchline": " A Pairacuda!" | ||
| 1369 | + }, | ||
| 1370 | + { | ||
| 1371 | + "id": 238, | ||
| 1372 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1373 | + "setup": "What do you do on a remote island?", | ||
| 1374 | + "punchline": "Try and find the TV island it belongs to." | ||
| 1375 | + }, | ||
| 1376 | + { | ||
| 1377 | + "id": 239, | ||
| 1378 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1379 | + "setup": "What do you do when you see a space man?", | ||
| 1380 | + "punchline": "Park your car, man." | ||
| 1381 | + }, | ||
| 1382 | + { | ||
| 1383 | + "id": 240, | ||
| 1384 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1385 | + "setup": "What do you get hanging from Apple trees?", | ||
| 1386 | + "punchline": "Sore arms." | ||
| 1387 | + }, | ||
| 1388 | + { | ||
| 1389 | + "id": 241, | ||
| 1390 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1391 | + "setup": "What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?", | ||
| 1392 | + "punchline": "A bah-humbug." | ||
| 1393 | + }, | ||
| 1394 | + { | ||
| 1395 | + "id": 242, | ||
| 1396 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1397 | + "setup": "What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?", | ||
| 1398 | + "punchline": "A fowl smell!" | ||
| 1399 | + }, | ||
| 1400 | + { | ||
| 1401 | + "id": 243, | ||
| 1402 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1403 | + "setup": "What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?", | ||
| 1404 | + "punchline": "Hare spray." | ||
| 1405 | + }, | ||
| 1406 | + { | ||
| 1407 | + "id": 244, | ||
| 1408 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1409 | + "setup": "What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?", | ||
| 1410 | + "punchline": "Frostbite." | ||
| 1411 | + }, | ||
| 1412 | + { | ||
| 1413 | + "id": 245, | ||
| 1414 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1415 | + "setup": "What do you give a sick lemon?", | ||
| 1416 | + "punchline": "Lemonaid." | ||
| 1417 | + }, | ||
| 1418 | + { | ||
| 1419 | + "id": 246, | ||
| 1420 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1421 | + "setup": "What does a clock do when it's hungry?", | ||
| 1422 | + "punchline": "It goes back four seconds!" | ||
| 1423 | + }, | ||
| 1424 | + { | ||
| 1425 | + "id": 247, | ||
| 1426 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1427 | + "setup": "What does a female snake use for support?", | ||
| 1428 | + "punchline": "A co-Bra!" | ||
| 1429 | + }, | ||
| 1430 | + { | ||
| 1431 | + "id": 248, | ||
| 1432 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1433 | + "setup": "What does a pirate pay for his corn?", | ||
| 1434 | + "punchline": "A buccaneer!" | ||
| 1435 | + }, | ||
| 1436 | + { | ||
| 1437 | + "id": 249, | ||
| 1438 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1439 | + "setup": "What does an angry pepper do?", | ||
| 1440 | + "punchline": "It gets jalapeño face." | ||
| 1441 | + }, | ||
| 1442 | + { | ||
| 1443 | + "id": 250, | ||
| 1444 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1445 | + "setup": "What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?", | ||
| 1446 | + "punchline": "It gets toad." | ||
| 1447 | + }, | ||
| 1448 | + { | ||
| 1449 | + "id": 251, | ||
| 1450 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1451 | + "setup": "What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?", | ||
| 1452 | + "punchline": "They will give you a piece of your mind." | ||
| 1453 | + }, | ||
| 1454 | + { | ||
| 1455 | + "id": 252, | ||
| 1456 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1457 | + "setup": "What has ears but cannot hear?", | ||
| 1458 | + "punchline": "A field of corn." | ||
| 1459 | + }, | ||
| 1460 | + { | ||
| 1461 | + "id": 253, | ||
| 1462 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1463 | + "setup": "What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?", | ||
| 1464 | + "punchline": " I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand..." | ||
| 1465 | + }, | ||
| 1466 | + { | ||
| 1467 | + "id": 254, | ||
| 1468 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1469 | + "setup": "What is a tornado's favorite game to play?", | ||
| 1470 | + "punchline": "Twister!" | ||
| 1471 | + }, | ||
| 1472 | + { | ||
| 1473 | + "id": 255, | ||
| 1474 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1475 | + "setup": "What is a vampire's favorite fruit?", | ||
| 1476 | + "punchline": "A blood orange." | ||
| 1477 | + }, | ||
| 1478 | + { | ||
| 1479 | + "id": 256, | ||
| 1480 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1481 | + "setup": "What is a witch's favorite subject in school?", | ||
| 1482 | + "punchline": "Spelling!" | ||
| 1483 | + }, | ||
| 1484 | + { | ||
| 1485 | + "id": 257, | ||
| 1486 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1487 | + "setup": "What is red and smells like blue paint?", | ||
| 1488 | + "punchline": "Red paint!" | ||
| 1489 | + }, | ||
| 1490 | + { | ||
| 1491 | + "id": 258, | ||
| 1492 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1493 | + "setup": "What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?", | ||
| 1494 | + "punchline": "I don't know and I don't care." | ||
| 1495 | + }, | ||
| 1496 | + { | ||
| 1497 | + "id": 259, | ||
| 1498 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1499 | + "setup": "What is the hardest part about sky diving?", | ||
| 1500 | + "punchline": "The ground." | ||
| 1501 | + }, | ||
| 1502 | + { | ||
| 1503 | + "id": 260, | ||
| 1504 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1505 | + "setup": "What is the leading cause of dry skin?", | ||
| 1506 | + "punchline": "Towels" | ||
| 1507 | + }, | ||
| 1508 | + { | ||
| 1509 | + "id": 261, | ||
| 1510 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1511 | + "setup": "What is the least spoken language in the world?", | ||
| 1512 | + "punchline": "Sign Language" | ||
| 1513 | + }, | ||
| 1514 | + { | ||
| 1515 | + "id": 262, | ||
| 1516 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1517 | + "setup": "What is the tallest building in the world?", | ||
| 1518 | + "punchline": "The library, it’s got the most stories!" | ||
| 1519 | + }, | ||
| 1520 | + { | ||
| 1521 | + "id": 263, | ||
| 1522 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1523 | + "setup": "What is this movie about?", | ||
| 1524 | + "punchline": "It is about 2 hours long." | ||
| 1525 | + }, | ||
| 1526 | + { | ||
| 1527 | + "id": 264, | ||
| 1528 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1529 | + "setup": "What kind of award did the dentist receive?", | ||
| 1530 | + "punchline": "A little plaque." | ||
| 1531 | + }, | ||
| 1532 | + { | ||
| 1533 | + "id": 265, | ||
| 1534 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1535 | + "setup": "What kind of bagel can fly?", | ||
| 1536 | + "punchline": "A plain bagel." | ||
| 1537 | + }, | ||
| 1538 | + { | ||
| 1539 | + "id": 266, | ||
| 1540 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1541 | + "setup": "What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?", | ||
| 1542 | + "punchline": "A stega-snore-us." | ||
| 1543 | + }, | ||
| 1544 | + { | ||
| 1545 | + "id": 267, | ||
| 1546 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1547 | + "setup": "What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?", | ||
| 1548 | + "punchline": "A Fermilabrador Retriever." | ||
| 1549 | + }, | ||
| 1550 | + { | ||
| 1551 | + "id": 268, | ||
| 1552 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1553 | + "setup": "What kind of magic do cows believe in?", | ||
| 1554 | + "punchline": "MOODOO." | ||
| 1555 | + }, | ||
| 1556 | + { | ||
| 1557 | + "id": 269, | ||
| 1558 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1559 | + "setup": "What kind of music do planets listen to?", | ||
| 1560 | + "punchline": "Nep-tunes." | ||
| 1561 | + }, | ||
| 1562 | + { | ||
| 1563 | + "id": 270, | ||
| 1564 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1565 | + "setup": "What kind of pants do ghosts wear?", | ||
| 1566 | + "punchline": "Boo jeans." | ||
| 1567 | + }, | ||
| 1568 | + { | ||
| 1569 | + "id": 271, | ||
| 1570 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1571 | + "setup": "What kind of tree fits in your hand?", | ||
| 1572 | + "punchline": "A palm tree!" | ||
| 1573 | + }, | ||
| 1574 | + { | ||
| 1575 | + "id": 272, | ||
| 1576 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1577 | + "setup": "What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?", | ||
| 1578 | + "punchline": "A nervous wreck." | ||
| 1579 | + }, | ||
| 1580 | + { | ||
| 1581 | + "id": 273, | ||
| 1582 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1583 | + "setup": "What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?", | ||
| 1584 | + "punchline": "A tuba toothpaste." | ||
| 1585 | + }, | ||
| 1586 | + { | ||
| 1587 | + "id": 274, | ||
| 1588 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1589 | + "setup": "What time did the man go to the dentist?", | ||
| 1590 | + "punchline": "Tooth hurt-y." | ||
| 1591 | + }, | ||
| 1592 | + { | ||
| 1593 | + "id": 275, | ||
| 1594 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1595 | + "setup": "What type of music do balloons hate?", | ||
| 1596 | + "punchline": "Pop music!" | ||
| 1597 | + }, | ||
| 1598 | + { | ||
| 1599 | + "id": 276, | ||
| 1600 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1601 | + "setup": "What was a more important invention than the first telephone?", | ||
| 1602 | + "punchline": "The second one." | ||
| 1603 | + }, | ||
| 1604 | + { | ||
| 1605 | + "id": 277, | ||
| 1606 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1607 | + "setup": "What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?", | ||
| 1608 | + "punchline": "Squash." | ||
| 1609 | + }, | ||
| 1610 | + { | ||
| 1611 | + "id": 278, | ||
| 1612 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1613 | + "setup": "What's black and white and read all over?", | ||
| 1614 | + "punchline": "The newspaper." | ||
| 1615 | + }, | ||
| 1616 | + { | ||
| 1617 | + "id": 279, | ||
| 1618 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1619 | + "setup": "What's blue and not very heavy?", | ||
| 1620 | + "punchline": " Light blue." | ||
| 1621 | + }, | ||
| 1622 | + { | ||
| 1623 | + "id": 280, | ||
| 1624 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1625 | + "setup": "What's brown and sticky?", | ||
| 1626 | + "punchline": "A stick." | ||
| 1627 | + }, | ||
| 1628 | + { | ||
| 1629 | + "id": 281, | ||
| 1630 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1631 | + "setup": "What's orange and sounds like a parrot?", | ||
| 1632 | + "punchline": "A Carrot." | ||
| 1633 | + }, | ||
| 1634 | + { | ||
| 1635 | + "id": 282, | ||
| 1636 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1637 | + "setup": "What's red and bad for your teeth?", | ||
| 1638 | + "punchline": "A Brick." | ||
| 1639 | + }, | ||
| 1640 | + { | ||
| 1641 | + "id": 283, | ||
| 1642 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1643 | + "setup": "What's the best thing about elevator jokes?", | ||
| 1644 | + "punchline": "They work on so many levels." | ||
| 1645 | + }, | ||
| 1646 | + { | ||
| 1647 | + "id": 284, | ||
| 1648 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1649 | + "setup": "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?", | ||
| 1650 | + "punchline": "You can tune a guitar but you can't \"tuna\"fish!" | ||
| 1651 | + }, | ||
| 1652 | + { | ||
| 1653 | + "id": 285, | ||
| 1654 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1655 | + "setup": "What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?", | ||
| 1656 | + "punchline": "One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter." | ||
| 1657 | + }, | ||
| 1658 | + { | ||
| 1659 | + "id": 286, | ||
| 1660 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1661 | + "setup": "What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?", | ||
| 1662 | + "punchline": "An ion! " | ||
| 1663 | + }, | ||
| 1664 | + { | ||
| 1665 | + "id": 287, | ||
| 1666 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1667 | + "setup": "What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?", | ||
| 1668 | + "punchline": "They can't control their pupils." | ||
| 1669 | + }, | ||
| 1670 | + { | ||
| 1671 | + "id": 288, | ||
| 1672 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1673 | + "setup": "What's the worst thing about ancient history class?", | ||
| 1674 | + "punchline": "The teachers tend to Babylon." | ||
| 1675 | + }, | ||
| 1676 | + { | ||
| 1677 | + "id": 289, | ||
| 1678 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1679 | + "setup": "What’s brown and sounds like a bell?", | ||
| 1680 | + "punchline": "Dung!" | ||
| 1681 | + }, | ||
| 1682 | + { | ||
| 1683 | + "id": 290, | ||
| 1684 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1685 | + "setup": "What’s E.T. short for?", | ||
| 1686 | + "punchline": "He’s only got little legs." | ||
| 1687 | + }, | ||
| 1688 | + { | ||
| 1689 | + "id": 291, | ||
| 1690 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1691 | + "setup": "What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?", | ||
| 1692 | + "punchline": "1forest1" | ||
| 1693 | + }, | ||
| 1694 | + { | ||
| 1695 | + "id": 292, | ||
| 1696 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1697 | + "setup": "What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland?", | ||
| 1698 | + "punchline": "Well, the flag is a big plus." | ||
| 1699 | + }, | ||
| 1700 | + { | ||
| 1701 | + "id": 293, | ||
| 1702 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1703 | + "setup": "What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?", | ||
| 1704 | + "punchline": "About 5000 miles." | ||
| 1705 | + }, | ||
| 1706 | + { | ||
| 1707 | + "id": 294, | ||
| 1708 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1709 | + "setup": "When do doctors get angry?", | ||
| 1710 | + "punchline": "When they run out of patients." | ||
| 1711 | + }, | ||
| 1712 | + { | ||
| 1713 | + "id": 295, | ||
| 1714 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1715 | + "setup": "When does a joke become a dad joke?", | ||
| 1716 | + "punchline": "When it becomes apparent." | ||
| 1717 | + }, | ||
| 1718 | + { | ||
| 1719 | + "id": 296, | ||
| 1720 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1721 | + "setup": "When is a door not a door?", | ||
| 1722 | + "punchline": "When it's ajar." | ||
| 1723 | + }, | ||
| 1724 | + { | ||
| 1725 | + "id": 297, | ||
| 1726 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1727 | + "setup": "Where did you learn to make ice cream?", | ||
| 1728 | + "punchline": "Sunday school." | ||
| 1729 | + }, | ||
| 1730 | + { | ||
| 1731 | + "id": 298, | ||
| 1732 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1733 | + "setup": "Where do bees go to the bathroom?", | ||
| 1734 | + "punchline": " The BP station." | ||
| 1735 | + }, | ||
| 1736 | + { | ||
| 1737 | + "id": 299, | ||
| 1738 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1739 | + "setup": "Where do hamburgers go to dance?", | ||
| 1740 | + "punchline": "The meat-ball." | ||
| 1741 | + }, | ||
| 1742 | + { | ||
| 1743 | + "id": 300, | ||
| 1744 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1745 | + "setup": "Where do rabbits go after they get married?", | ||
| 1746 | + "punchline": "On a bunny-moon." | ||
| 1747 | + }, | ||
| 1748 | + { | ||
| 1749 | + "id": 301, | ||
| 1750 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1751 | + "setup": "Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?", | ||
| 1752 | + "punchline": "The baa-baa shop." | ||
| 1753 | + }, | ||
| 1754 | + { | ||
| 1755 | + "id": 302, | ||
| 1756 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1757 | + "setup": "Where do you learn to make banana splits?", | ||
| 1758 | + "punchline": "At sundae school." | ||
| 1759 | + }, | ||
| 1760 | + { | ||
| 1761 | + "id": 303, | ||
| 1762 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1763 | + "setup": "Where do young cows eat lunch?", | ||
| 1764 | + "punchline": "In the calf-ateria." | ||
| 1765 | + }, | ||
| 1766 | + { | ||
| 1767 | + "id": 304, | ||
| 1768 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1769 | + "setup": "Where does batman go to the bathroom?", | ||
| 1770 | + "punchline": "The batroom." | ||
| 1771 | + }, | ||
| 1772 | + { | ||
| 1773 | + "id": 305, | ||
| 1774 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1775 | + "setup": "Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?", | ||
| 1776 | + "punchline": "Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy." | ||
| 1777 | + }, | ||
| 1778 | + { | ||
| 1779 | + "id": 306, | ||
| 1780 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1781 | + "setup": "Where does Napoleon keep his armies?", | ||
| 1782 | + "punchline": "In his sleevies." | ||
| 1783 | + }, | ||
| 1784 | + { | ||
| 1785 | + "id": 307, | ||
| 1786 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1787 | + "setup": "Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?", | ||
| 1788 | + "punchline": "At the bottom! " | ||
| 1789 | + }, | ||
| 1790 | + { | ||
| 1791 | + "id": 308, | ||
| 1792 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1793 | + "setup": "Where’s the bin?", | ||
| 1794 | + "punchline": "I haven’t been anywhere!" | ||
| 1795 | + }, | ||
| 1796 | + { | ||
| 1797 | + "id": 309, | ||
| 1798 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1799 | + "setup": "Which side of the chicken has more feathers?", | ||
| 1800 | + "punchline": "The outside." | ||
| 1801 | + }, | ||
| 1802 | + { | ||
| 1803 | + "id": 310, | ||
| 1804 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1805 | + "setup": "Who did the wizard marry?", | ||
| 1806 | + "punchline": "His ghoul-friend" | ||
| 1807 | + }, | ||
| 1808 | + { | ||
| 1809 | + "id": 311, | ||
| 1810 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1811 | + "setup": "Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?", | ||
| 1812 | + "punchline": "The hip Doctor!" | ||
| 1813 | + }, | ||
| 1814 | + { | ||
| 1815 | + "id": 312, | ||
| 1816 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1817 | + "setup": "Why are fish easy to weigh?", | ||
| 1818 | + "punchline": "Because they have their own scales." | ||
| 1819 | + }, | ||
| 1820 | + { | ||
| 1821 | + "id": 313, | ||
| 1822 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1823 | + "setup": "Why are fish so smart?", | ||
| 1824 | + "punchline": "Because they live in schools!" | ||
| 1825 | + }, | ||
| 1826 | + { | ||
| 1827 | + "id": 314, | ||
| 1828 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1829 | + "setup": "Why are ghosts bad liars?", | ||
| 1830 | + "punchline": "Because you can see right through them!" | ||
| 1831 | + }, | ||
| 1832 | + { | ||
| 1833 | + "id": 315, | ||
| 1834 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1835 | + "setup": "Why are graveyards so noisy?", | ||
| 1836 | + "punchline": "Because of all the coffin." | ||
| 1837 | + }, | ||
| 1838 | + { | ||
| 1839 | + "id": 316, | ||
| 1840 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1841 | + "setup": "Why are mummys scared of vacation?", | ||
| 1842 | + "punchline": "They're afraid to unwind." | ||
| 1843 | + }, | ||
| 1844 | + { | ||
| 1845 | + "id": 317, | ||
| 1846 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1847 | + "setup": "Why are oranges the smartest fruit?", | ||
| 1848 | + "punchline": "Because they are made to concentrate. " | ||
| 1849 | + }, | ||
| 1850 | + { | ||
| 1851 | + "id": 318, | ||
| 1852 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1853 | + "setup": "Why are pirates called pirates?", | ||
| 1854 | + "punchline": "Because they arrr!" | ||
| 1855 | + }, | ||
| 1856 | + { | ||
| 1857 | + "id": 319, | ||
| 1858 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1859 | + "setup": "Why are skeletons so calm?", | ||
| 1860 | + "punchline": "Because nothing gets under their skin." | ||
| 1861 | + }, | ||
| 1862 | + { | ||
| 1863 | + "id": 320, | ||
| 1864 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1865 | + "setup": "Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?", | ||
| 1866 | + "punchline": "It's two-tired." | ||
| 1867 | + }, | ||
| 1868 | + { | ||
| 1869 | + "id": 321, | ||
| 1870 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1871 | + "setup": "Why can't you use \"Beef stew\"as a password?", | ||
| 1872 | + "punchline": "Because it's not stroganoff." | ||
| 1873 | + }, | ||
| 1874 | + { | ||
| 1875 | + "id": 322, | ||
| 1876 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1877 | + "setup": "Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?", | ||
| 1878 | + "punchline": "Because then it'd be a foot!" | ||
| 1879 | + }, | ||
| 1880 | + { | ||
| 1881 | + "id": 323, | ||
| 1882 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1883 | + "setup": "Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?", | ||
| 1884 | + "punchline": "The p is silent." | ||
| 1885 | + }, | ||
| 1886 | + { | ||
| 1887 | + "id": 324, | ||
| 1888 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1889 | + "setup": "Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?", | ||
| 1890 | + "punchline": "Because it was rated arrr!" | ||
| 1891 | + }, | ||
| 1892 | + { | ||
| 1893 | + "id": 325, | ||
| 1894 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1895 | + "setup": "Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?", | ||
| 1896 | + "punchline": "He was too far out, man." | ||
| 1897 | + }, | ||
| 1898 | + { | ||
| 1899 | + "id": 326, | ||
| 1900 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1901 | + "setup": "Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?", | ||
| 1902 | + "punchline": "He made a grave mistake." | ||
| 1903 | + }, | ||
| 1904 | + { | ||
| 1905 | + "id": 327, | ||
| 1906 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1907 | + "setup": "Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?", | ||
| 1908 | + "punchline": "So they could Scandinavian." | ||
| 1909 | + }, | ||
| 1910 | + { | ||
| 1911 | + "id": 328, | ||
| 1912 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1913 | + "setup": "Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?", | ||
| 1914 | + "punchline": "Because he had a vowel movement." | ||
| 1915 | + }, | ||
| 1916 | + { | ||
| 1917 | + "id": 329, | ||
| 1918 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1919 | + "setup": "Why did the barber win the race?", | ||
| 1920 | + "punchline": "He took a short cut." | ||
| 1921 | + }, | ||
| 1922 | + { | ||
| 1923 | + "id": 330, | ||
| 1924 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1925 | + "setup": "Why did the belt go to prison?", | ||
| 1926 | + "punchline": "He held up a pair of pants!" | ||
| 1927 | + }, | ||
| 1928 | + { | ||
| 1929 | + "id": 331, | ||
| 1930 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1931 | + "setup": "Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?", | ||
| 1932 | + "punchline": "To prove that he was framed!" | ||
| 1933 | + }, | ||
| 1934 | + { | ||
| 1935 | + "id": 332, | ||
| 1936 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1937 | + "setup": "Why did the chicken get a penalty?", | ||
| 1938 | + "punchline": "For fowl play." | ||
| 1939 | + }, | ||
| 1940 | + { | ||
| 1941 | + "id": 333, | ||
| 1942 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1943 | + "setup": "Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?", | ||
| 1944 | + "punchline": " Because he was a little horse!" | ||
| 1945 | + }, | ||
| 1946 | + { | ||
| 1947 | + "id": 334, | ||
| 1948 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1949 | + "setup": "Why did the coffee file a police report?", | ||
| 1950 | + "punchline": "It got mugged." | ||
| 1951 | + }, | ||
| 1952 | + { | ||
| 1953 | + "id": 335, | ||
| 1954 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1955 | + "setup": "Why did the cookie cry?", | ||
| 1956 | + "punchline": "Because his mother was a wafer so long" | ||
| 1957 | + }, | ||
| 1958 | + { | ||
| 1959 | + "id": 336, | ||
| 1960 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1961 | + "setup": "Why did the cookie cry?", | ||
| 1962 | + "punchline": "It was feeling crumby." | ||
| 1963 | + }, | ||
| 1964 | + { | ||
| 1965 | + "id": 337, | ||
| 1966 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1967 | + "setup": "Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?", | ||
| 1968 | + "punchline": "Somebody told him to get a long little doggy." | ||
| 1969 | + }, | ||
| 1970 | + { | ||
| 1971 | + "id": 338, | ||
| 1972 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1973 | + "setup": "Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?", | ||
| 1974 | + "punchline": "To hold his pants up." | ||
| 1975 | + }, | ||
| 1976 | + { | ||
| 1977 | + "id": 339, | ||
| 1978 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1979 | + "setup": "Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?", | ||
| 1980 | + "punchline": "To go with the traffic jam." | ||
| 1981 | + }, | ||
| 1982 | + { | ||
| 1983 | + "id": 340, | ||
| 1984 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1985 | + "setup": "Why did the half blind man fall in the well?", | ||
| 1986 | + "punchline": "Because he couldn't see that well!" | ||
| 1987 | + }, | ||
| 1988 | + { | ||
| 1989 | + "id": 341, | ||
| 1990 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1991 | + "setup": "Why did the house go to the doctor?", | ||
| 1992 | + "punchline": "It was having window panes." | ||
| 1993 | + }, | ||
| 1994 | + { | ||
| 1995 | + "id": 342, | ||
| 1996 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 1997 | + "setup": "Why did the kid cross the playground?", | ||
| 1998 | + "punchline": "To get to the other slide." | ||
| 1999 | + }, | ||
| 2000 | + { | ||
| 2001 | + "id": 343, | ||
| 2002 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2003 | + "setup": "Why did the man put his money in the freezer?", | ||
| 2004 | + "punchline": "He wanted cold hard cash!" | ||
| 2005 | + }, | ||
| 2006 | + { | ||
| 2007 | + "id": 344, | ||
| 2008 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2009 | + "setup": "Why did the man run around his bed?", | ||
| 2010 | + "punchline": "Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!" | ||
| 2011 | + }, | ||
| 2012 | + { | ||
| 2013 | + "id": 345, | ||
| 2014 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2015 | + "setup": "Why did the melons plan a big wedding?", | ||
| 2016 | + "punchline": "Because they cantaloupe!" | ||
| 2017 | + }, | ||
| 2018 | + { | ||
| 2019 | + "id": 346, | ||
| 2020 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2021 | + "setup": "Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?", | ||
| 2022 | + "punchline": "Because it was well armed." | ||
| 2023 | + }, | ||
| 2024 | + { | ||
| 2025 | + "id": 347, | ||
| 2026 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2027 | + "setup": "Why did the opera singer go sailing?", | ||
| 2028 | + "punchline": "They wanted to hit the high Cs." | ||
| 2029 | + }, | ||
| 2030 | + { | ||
| 2031 | + "id": 348, | ||
| 2032 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2033 | + "setup": "Why did the scarecrow win an award?", | ||
| 2034 | + "punchline": "Because he was outstanding in his field." | ||
| 2035 | + }, | ||
| 2036 | + { | ||
| 2037 | + "id": 349, | ||
| 2038 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2039 | + "setup": "Why did the tomato blush?", | ||
| 2040 | + "punchline": "Because it saw the salad dressing." | ||
| 2041 | + }, | ||
| 2042 | + { | ||
| 2043 | + "id": 350, | ||
| 2044 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2045 | + "setup": "Why did the tree go to the dentist?", | ||
| 2046 | + "punchline": "It needed a root canal." | ||
| 2047 | + }, | ||
| 2048 | + { | ||
| 2049 | + "id": 351, | ||
| 2050 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2051 | + "setup": "Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?", | ||
| 2052 | + "punchline": "Lack of concentration." | ||
| 2053 | + }, | ||
| 2054 | + { | ||
| 2055 | + "id": 352, | ||
| 2056 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2057 | + "setup": "Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?", | ||
| 2058 | + "punchline": "Because he is 2 square." | ||
| 2059 | + }, | ||
| 2060 | + { | ||
| 2061 | + "id": 353, | ||
| 2062 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2063 | + "setup": "Why didn’t the orange win the race?", | ||
| 2064 | + "punchline": "It ran out of juice." | ||
| 2065 | + }, | ||
| 2066 | + { | ||
| 2067 | + "id": 354, | ||
| 2068 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2069 | + "setup": "Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?", | ||
| 2070 | + "punchline": "Because he had no guts." | ||
| 2071 | + }, | ||
| 2072 | + { | ||
| 2073 | + "id": 355, | ||
| 2074 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2075 | + "setup": "Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?", | ||
| 2076 | + "punchline": "Because they might peel!" | ||
| 2077 | + }, | ||
| 2078 | + { | ||
| 2079 | + "id": 356, | ||
| 2080 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2081 | + "setup": "Why do bears have hairy coats?", | ||
| 2082 | + "punchline": "Fur protection." | ||
| 2083 | + }, | ||
| 2084 | + { | ||
| 2085 | + "id": 357, | ||
| 2086 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2087 | + "setup": "Why do bees have sticky hair?", | ||
| 2088 | + "punchline": "Because they use honey combs!" | ||
| 2089 | + }, | ||
| 2090 | + { | ||
| 2091 | + "id": 358, | ||
| 2092 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2093 | + "setup": "Why do bees hum?", | ||
| 2094 | + "punchline": "Because they don't know the words." | ||
| 2095 | + }, | ||
| 2096 | + { | ||
| 2097 | + "id": 359, | ||
| 2098 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2099 | + "setup": "Why do birds fly south for the winter?", | ||
| 2100 | + "punchline": "Because it's too far to walk." | ||
| 2101 | + }, | ||
| 2102 | + { | ||
| 2103 | + "id": 360, | ||
| 2104 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2105 | + "setup": "Why do choirs keep buckets handy?", | ||
| 2106 | + "punchline": "So they can carry their tune" | ||
| 2107 | + }, | ||
| 2108 | + { | ||
| 2109 | + "id": 361, | ||
| 2110 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2111 | + "setup": "Why do crabs never give to charity?", | ||
| 2112 | + "punchline": "Because they’re shellfish." | ||
| 2113 | + }, | ||
| 2114 | + { | ||
| 2115 | + "id": 362, | ||
| 2116 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2117 | + "setup": "Why do ducks make great detectives?", | ||
| 2118 | + "punchline": "They always quack the case." | ||
| 2119 | + }, | ||
| 2120 | + { | ||
| 2121 | + "id": 363, | ||
| 2122 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2123 | + "setup": "Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?", | ||
| 2124 | + "punchline": "Because it's indivisible." | ||
| 2125 | + }, | ||
| 2126 | + { | ||
| 2127 | + "id": 364, | ||
| 2128 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2129 | + "setup": "Why do pirates not know the alphabet?", | ||
| 2130 | + "punchline": "They always get stuck at \"C\"." | ||
| 2131 | + }, | ||
| 2132 | + { | ||
| 2133 | + "id": 365, | ||
| 2134 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2135 | + "setup": "Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?", | ||
| 2136 | + "punchline": "They have no hands to knock on the door." | ||
| 2137 | + }, | ||
| 2138 | + { | ||
| 2139 | + "id": 366, | ||
| 2140 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2141 | + "setup": "Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?", | ||
| 2142 | + "punchline": "Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat." | ||
| 2143 | + }, | ||
| 2144 | + { | ||
| 2145 | + "id": 367, | ||
| 2146 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2147 | + "setup": "Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?", | ||
| 2148 | + "punchline": "Dunno, they're just a bit shady." | ||
| 2149 | + }, | ||
| 2150 | + { | ||
| 2151 | + "id": 368, | ||
| 2152 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2153 | + "setup": "Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?", | ||
| 2154 | + "punchline": "Because they can't even." | ||
| 2155 | + }, | ||
| 2156 | + { | ||
| 2157 | + "id": 369, | ||
| 2158 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2159 | + "setup": "Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day?", | ||
| 2160 | + "punchline": "To prevent bat breath!" | ||
| 2161 | + }, | ||
| 2162 | + { | ||
| 2163 | + "id": 370, | ||
| 2164 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2165 | + "setup": "Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?", | ||
| 2166 | + "punchline": "Because they're so good at it." | ||
| 2167 | + }, | ||
| 2168 | + { | ||
| 2169 | + "id": 371, | ||
| 2170 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2171 | + "setup": "Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?", | ||
| 2172 | + "punchline": "Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan." | ||
| 2173 | + }, | ||
| 2174 | + { | ||
| 2175 | + "id": 372, | ||
| 2176 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2177 | + "setup": "Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?", | ||
| 2178 | + "punchline": "Because it's a little meteor." | ||
| 2179 | + }, | ||
| 2180 | + { | ||
| 2181 | + "id": 373, | ||
| 2182 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2183 | + "setup": "Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base?", | ||
| 2184 | + "punchline": "Because there’s a Shortstop in between!" | ||
| 2185 | + }, | ||
| 2186 | + { | ||
| 2187 | + "id": 374, | ||
| 2188 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2189 | + "setup": "Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?", | ||
| 2190 | + "punchline": "So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian." | ||
| 2191 | + }, | ||
| 2192 | + { | ||
| 2193 | + "id": 375, | ||
| 2194 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2195 | + "setup": "Why does Superman get invited to dinners?", | ||
| 2196 | + "punchline": "Because he is a Supperhero." | ||
| 2197 | + }, | ||
| 2198 | + { | ||
| 2199 | + "id": 376, | ||
| 2200 | + "type": "general", | ||
| 2201 | + "setup": "Why does Waldo only wear stripes?", | ||
| 2202 | + "punchline": "Because he doesn't want to be spotted." | ||
| 2203 | + } | ||
| 2204 | +] |
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